• xmunk@sh.itjust.works
    141·
    3 months ago

    There are only so many acceptable types of computers for a wizard to use:

    • A cabinet sized mainframe running SunOS, OS/2 Warp or any other esoteric OS
    • Linux anything
    • A PC running a version of windows older than ME that is somehow perpetually stable
    • A hackintosh
    • A glowing orb that somehow manages to run a JVM
    • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
      11·
      3 months ago

      Don’t forget the downsides though.

      • SunOS can be greatly affected by celestial powers
      • Linux requires learning various tongues, some old, and some that change during the speaking of them
      • This windows PC is indeed stable but only if it is left alone and isn’t in any way made to journey outside its home.
      • The hackintosh is literally begging for Dark forces to cast spells of binding on you. Use, but do so quietly and at your own risk.
      • That glowing orb only works as long as The Oracle grants you leave to use it though.