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be me
serverless supervisor
in charge of making sure the serverless environment is in fact, serverless
occasionally have to check if it’s really serverless
one day, find out there are actual servers being used
serverless environment is no longer serverless
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ask my boss what to do
he says “just make it serverless again”
I say “how”
he says “I don’t know, you’re the supervisor”
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quit my job
become a servers supervisor
first day on the job, go to the new server room
it’s empty, serverless
Fucking servers, how do they work
Maybe, like magnets?
They work better if you don’t fuck them.
Did this come from a series of AI generated green text? I seem to remember the story.
That’s exactly what i remember yeah.
I actually think this version flows better
It was originally about bottomless pits iirc (and yeah, the poster claimed an AI wrote it)
Anon needs to reject technology and embrace luddism. Only then may he be free of oxymoron job roles.