MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-213 hours agoWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayimagemessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up1614arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1606arrow-down1imageWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-213 hours agomessage-square103fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 hours agoImagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
minus-squareenbyecho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 hours agoI’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 hours agoRoom temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
Go on…
I’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
You don’t?