octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square128fedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down117cross-posted to: lemmydirectory@lemmy.dbzer0.com
arrow-up11.06Karrow-down1external-linkMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comoctopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square128fedilinkcross-posted to: lemmydirectory@lemmy.dbzer0.com
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·1 month ago“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
minus-squaremorphballganon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·1 month agoHe specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 month agoI’ve been told there are mods for everything.
“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
I’ve been told there are mods for everything.