Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months agoWYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareWYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips.Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squareHowlsSophie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoTalk to houseplants. I just hope it wouldn’t be a Dr. Dolittle situation where I hear ALL the plants ALL the time.
minus-squareLacanoodle@literature.cafeOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoJust houseplants whenever they speak. If that bothers you, you can torture them until they obey all you say
minus-squareHowlsSophie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months ago😂 😂 Laughed WAY too hard at this. Like “SHUT UP OR THIS LEAF GETS IT!!”
Talk to houseplants. I just hope it wouldn’t be a Dr. Dolittle situation where I hear ALL the plants ALL the time.
Just houseplants whenever they speak. If that bothers you, you can torture them until they obey all you say
😂 😂 Laughed WAY too hard at this. Like “SHUT UP OR THIS LEAF GETS IT!!”