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    1 year ago

    The foulest stench is in the air

    The funk of forty thousand years

    And grisly ghouls from every tomb

    Are closing in to seal your doom

    And though you fight to stay alive

    Your body starts to shiver

    For no mere mortal can resist

    The evil of the thriller

    (But imagine it in John de Lancie’s voice instead of Vincent Price’s)