🎵 Be an example to your sex! Give your boot a dapper strap, And it’s smarter if your garter has some snap!

Cravats should be flounced about our necks; Wear a nightcap when you nap - Be bewitching with some stitching on your cap!

Now, drape your cape And puff your cuff, Embroider those lapels! Be the king of the beasts in pastels!

La, but someone has to strike a pose And bear the weight of well-tailored clothes And that is why the Lord created men! 🎵