One of my grandfathers refused to wear a seatbelt and got really pissy any time someone put their foot down and wouldn’t move the car if he took it off.

I am comfortably millenial.

I still do this.

Glasses are a pain in the arse, man.

I’d probably be like this, but wearing glasses is better than not being able to see six inches in front of you. My nearsightedness is bad.