ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to politics @lemmy.world · 13 天前Trump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demandswww.rollingstone.comexternal-linkmessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1541arrow-down111
arrow-up1530arrow-down1external-linkTrump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demandswww.rollingstone.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to politics @lemmy.world · 13 天前message-square121fedilink
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 天前Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·12 天前I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 天前That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 天前What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 天前I don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
I don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.