What’s the one thing you would want your average global citizen to know about the balkans?

Don’t trust anyone fom here, you’re bound to get screwed at one point or another.

Is there somewhere else you eventually want to live?

Yes, preferably somewhere colder, like Canada, Sweden, Norway. Not Russia, cuz the mentality and the people are basically the same as here.

When people say they want to Balkanize _ does that bother you?

I have no idea what that means, it’s the first time I’ve heard that term, could you explain what it means?

Who would win in a fight, a hot dog or a taco?

IDK, we don’t have tacos here, we have gyros.