Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoImagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
minus-squarecooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-24 months ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoEven worse “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
minus-squareBuglefingers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months ago1: Nobody would notice regardless 2: That’ll happen even without you 3: :'(
Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
WannaCry? No, WannaCum.
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
Even worse
“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
1: Nobody would notice regardless
2: That’ll happen even without you
3: :'(