This is peak ATBGE.
I would never in a million years wear those myself, but I admire the hell out of them.
Perfect boots to wear when you’re late for a meeting.
These are AI generated, actually.
Noooooooo!
Right? It’s getting way too hard to tell. I had to really zoom in on the other laces and figure out why the other boots are usually just one or at a strange, unnatural angle.
Also, look at the hangers, count the eyelets on the boots around and see how they’re uneven on each side, etc.
@TheFriar @ivanafterall
Putting out a single boot on display is actually quite a normal practice. It increases the display capacity and reduces the chance of theft.
That’s art! You bought them right?
No alas someone sent me this who did not buy them.
Unironically would love to wear these. I adore snails
Me too. What would you pair these with?
Full leather dommy mommy gear, tan color, completely saturated in lube. Or maybe just a plain darker blue dress, green rain jacket that has leaf designs on it, and a frog umbrella (not frog designs, frog shaped with the eyes and legs that dangle)
Ah yes, the wholesome answer and the ATBGE answer.
