• aStonedSanta@lemm.ee
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    In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!

    Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.

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      In Democratic America school finishes you.

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        In Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you

        In Capitalists America you aid the health care

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          Maybe not so much the last one? I’d say in other countries with free healthcare “we” would aid health care through taxes. I get your joke though haha.

          Do people in the states pay taxes to health care?