• The_v@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      My luck:

      Last two passengers stumble onto the plane.

      Flight attendant close the door.

      They sit down in the empty seats next to me all covered in sweat and smelling not so fresh. “We had to run to make it.”

      Oh joy…

    • cm0002@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Nah, this has happened to me plenty of times, I have won the (one of the major ones anyways) lottery 0 times.

      You must just be unlucky lol