Winn always made my skin crawl!

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    flipping through my big list of Star Wars characters to dislike

    There are so many people ahead of her on the list.

    • Prequels C3PO, all the cringe and none of the comedy

    • Rose Tico, the plot hook that can’t act

    • Watto, the flying anti-semitism

    • Snoke, what are you even doing here? The practice sphere Luke spared with in A New Hope advanced the plot more than you did.

    • Porkins, the pilot who couldn’t hold it together

    • Maz Kanata, a bargain basement Yoda and absolutely abhorrent waste of Lupita Nyong’o’s talents

    • Jar Jar Binks

    • Everyone who made the Star Wars Christmas Special possible

    I get being a bit annoyed that they gender-swapped Luke Skywalker got to just kinda mime her way through the first three movies. But if the worst thing Disney did was file the serial numbers of the George Lucas originals and ad a splash of color to the cast, I can almost forgive them for it.

    Even just within the third trilogy… Daisy Ridley was fucking trying to give that ham of a script some spice. And she managed to leave more on the table than Hayden Christensen did with the Anakin role. Hell, she ran circles around the desiccated corpse of Harrison Ford, an honorable mention for some of the worst performance in the series.

    She’s not even in the top five worst characters in the sixth best Star Wars series. Cut her some slack.