I wish my kid was gay just so I could do this.
“but Daaad, I am straight.”
“WHAT, GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND DON’T COME BACK UNTIL YOU’VE FOUND YOUR KINK”
Sexual orientation isn’t really a kink but lol
He can come out as something suitably unacceptable, like a breeder.
This is my greatest anxiety about the chance of having a gay child. I mean, alongside the systemic oppression they will face.
But also, I’m both afraid I’ll make this joke and regret it. And also afraid I’ll pass on the chance to make this joke and regret it.
Plus the systemic oppression thing. That too.
The best part about the cartoon is that you can pass the joke at first, then send the cartoon later anyway
As someone who came out and didn’t speak to their father for a year, this would have been a much better response to my coming out.
We’re good now though, it’s been 30 years.
…lateral dispersion is not an answer, but delay…ask dad and grandad about the Y…teehee
until the 60’s, nude swimming was the norm…