• redisdead@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Watch as nothing happens and Floridians still elect a representative that wipes his arse with the constitution at every election

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      2 months ago

      At what point does Biden send in the national guard to liberate these poor people from dictatorship? He’s legally allowed to do it now right?

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      2 months ago

      Floridians still elect a representative that wipes his arse with the constitution

      Step 1: Take all the Floridians that oppose the fascist state and arrest them. Try them with felonies. Then strip them of their voting rights under felony disenfranchisement (which was repealed in 2018, but then the state legislature said “No” and so the amendment got ignored).

      Step 2: Now hold a new election and… looks like the conservatives win again!

      Step 3: Pass a bunch of new fascist policies and pay off your friends. Oh, but you’ve upset some new people. Looks like they’re protesting. Better… GOTO Step 1

      Damn. Why don’t Floridians just vote the fascists out? Guess they’re all just fine with it.