Me doing my part to portray car dependency as deeply unpatriotic. Which it kinda unironically is.

  • aseriesoftubes@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    5 months ago

    Don’t forget that woke transit requires gasoline from FOREIGNERS to run, while patriot transit is powered by your US-grown ass.

  • Skepticpunk@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    5 months ago

    Truck: Most likely built with WOKE, FOREIGN COMMUNIST parts

    Bike: Can literally be built from reclaimed BASED, AMERICAN wood and steel

    Truck: Makes you FAT, WOKE AND LIBERAL

    Bike: Makes you FIT and STRONG

    Truck: Fueled by COMMUNIST ARABS AND RUSSIANS

    Bike: Fueled by a PATRIOTIC STEAK AND EGG BREAKFAST