I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

  • Presi300@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    16 hours ago

    Linux, when you want to tell the computer to shut the fuck up and just do it’s job.

    • SitD@lemy.lol
      3·
      16 hours ago

      you don’t even have to tell it 😎 Linux is the silent dangerous type standing in a shady corner