It must be a Goodboy on his way to an MLP convention! I’m sure his healthy athletic frame is too much for conventional seats… He’s sure to have a cache of honey mustard stored under one of his folds, just use that to lube him up and he’ll slide right into that seat!
I hope they have plenty of Cheetos and Mountain Dew on that train, if his sugars get too low he might faint!
Please write your fanfiction on a site dedicated to it, especially one I don’t use.
Hate to tell you but I don’t think they have Cheetos or Mountain Dew in the UK.
Seems we have a Yank detected. What’s the procedure?
Ignore it. It’ll either go away or stay and become so enmeshed in British culture that it’s accent will change to hide its origins, and it will truly grow to loath itself, and everything else, like the rest of us.
Source: me, Yank turned Scottish
