KREE! WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ZAT'NIK'TELS?!

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KREE! WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ZAT'NIK'TELS?!

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NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 24 days ago

KREE!!! THESE ARE THE JAFFA FROM CHULAK WHO DIED TODAY. THE BLOOD IS STILL FRESH.
KREE APOPHISI, YOU HASSHAK SHOL’VA! THESE ARE SOMEONE’S KAL’MA AND SOMEONE’S SIM’KA.
AND THOSE WHO ARE NOT GIVING US ZAT’NIK’TELS WILL BE IN NETU MUNCHING ON THEIR OWN PRIM’TA!
WE HAVE 70% SHORTAGE OF MA’TOK STAFF WEAPONS.

APOPHIS! SHOL’VA!!! WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ZAT’NIK’TELS? WHERE ARE THE MA’TOK???

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