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Dr Coomer?
“GORDON, LOOKOUT. HOTTED BOONS UP AHEAD. TITS, BIG ONES.”
Too much focus on boobies, you need to also mention vagina
More vagene, noted
But you gotta say it like “I bet 💵 U got da biggest vagene eva! Fit more bros than a 🏟️!”
Girls love being told they have a gigantic vagina that multiple guys use at once!
Bigger vagene, noted!
Turn your phone off before taking ambien
Start taking ambien, noted!