I’m so oblivious that I wouldn’t even get to the step of overanalyzing the lyrics. I would have just thought “Oh they think I’d like this song? Let’s check it out,” and that’s it.

I’m so oblivious that multiple times my partner tried to initiate sex by trying to make out and get handsy with me and I completely missed it. If it’s not explicit “You. Me. Bed. Now,” level direct then like 95% of the time I miss it.

One day my partner got so frustrated with my obliviousness that she asked me flat out if I was asexual or something. I had no idea what that was but turns out yes, yes I am.

Funniest thing to me though. When it’s directed at me, then I’m totally oblivious. But if my partner sees an attractive woman out and about and starts visibly thirsting even a little I can tell immediately.

As a straight person dating is already hard imagine if I also had to add an extra layer to that 💀. I would have absolutely zero chance.

Cute :3

Arch btw

This is me every single time somebody has been into me. To be fair though, the one time I didn’t over analyze and just went “Oh, I guess she likes me” it turned out she didn’t, she just really liked romance songs.
So yeah, people are just gonna have to deal with having to be very forward about their intentions with me.