“Study finds link between a simple liquid and staying healthy”
Fucking water
I was going to guess cum
Cum is fucking water.
“New study shows that food has nutrients”
Got a source for that ridiculous claim?
I got a source of nutrients and you won’t believe what it is!
Is it cum?
It’s food.
Doesn’t answer his question
Return to plant, harvest energy from the sun and nutrients from the soil
I hate when people say that something is healthy because it has “nutrients”. I mean, yeah, it’s probably true but everything has nutrients. And of course there are supplements and stuff which are literally pure nutrients.
on the other side of the spectrum there’s “healthy is when salad” which also drives me up the wall
the worst part is that healthy food can mostly be described by “avoid sugar and pre-processed stuff as much as possible, eat as much whole-grain and vegetables as possible”, but i guess that’s one comma too much for readers to engage with…
“Eat rocks. They’re a great source of minerals”
Could’a been sweet potatoes. He didn’t know.
Aren’t sweet potatoes root tubers?
Still vegetables.
Vegetables are “parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food.”
Sweet potatoes are both tubers and vegetables.
I thought it was about Trump.
“Death hates these two life-prolonging hacks!”
Article: eat veggies and get exercise.
Surprise! It sweet potato
I fucken love sweet potatoes and it’s honestly so fucked up that they get relegated to the once-per-year “thanksgiving food” catagory.
Why do they have the dota symbol though?