Me when the first session setting up the campaign is about performing a ritual to keep an ancient black dragon demigod asleep and a level 1 player tries to stab it in the eye with a dagger instead.

Wrath of the righteous mentioned!!! I love that game but I kept getting through the first act, wishing I had made a different character, and then starting over.

“We know that it can one-shot a dragon, but none of us are dragons. Therefore, we must be safe. QED”