The song does read like a DnD adventure:

Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him

But you’re hopelessly lost yourself

Stranded with a murderer

You creep silently through the underbrush

Aha, in the distance

A small cottage with a light on

Hope

You move stealthily toward it

But your leg, ah, it’s caught in a bear trap

Roll Initiative

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

i love this song and video

Monk: But I can do ju-jitsu stunning strike