Let’s say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, I was to take some shoes from a random member of congress, let’s say, for an arbitrary example, AOC. And let’s suppose I stole AOC’s shoes which, hypothetically would contain trace amounts of her DNA that would allow me to, hypothetically, create a tomboy clone of her that, hypothetically, would belittle and humiliate me and…

But what if, hypothetically speaking, one was to find even more filthy Liberal feet pics for sale on the free market? In that scenario it would only make economic and biological sense to follow one’s alpha male instincts and participate in capitalism.