• metallic_substance@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Similar thing: I knew a guy that used to hit on girls by saying “I’ve got a cock that hangs 6 inches below my knee, want to see it?” If they said yes, then he would pull up his pant leg and reveal the tattoo of a rooster hung in a noose on his calf.

    He was already a good looking guy, so I don’t think he needed the extra sauce, but I guess it doesn’t hurt to have a great opener like that

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        4 months ago

        I like to imagine she’ll be dating a Ray Romano and this’ll really freak him out. Alternatively, pick a common name, write a very lengthy tattoo addressing said person, and hope it lands on them.

        Isn’t that right, Micheal?

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    4 months ago

    I didn’t get it. I read all the comments. Didn’t get it. Looked back at the image few times didn’t get. Finally looked at the image and described it out loud. Got it.

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      4 months ago

      Thank you kind stranger.

      It still took me too long, so if you’re like me: it’s a literal tramp stamp. It’s a tramp stamp of a stamp with the tramp.