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Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.
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Portable bidets are great for work!
With my pocket bidet, pocket pussy, pocket watch and pocket knife, I’m officially pocket-challenged.
https://www.humangear.com/shop/p/bidettoob
This one is cheaper and probably easier to use base on nozzle design.
Doubles up as a water bottle w/straw included!
What an amazing day to have eyes.
Using just toilet paper is like if a bird shit on your arm and you used toilet paper to wipe it off. There’s still shit on your arm - you’re still dirty and need to wash it off. Bidets are really superior in every way.
Yeah that don’t track. I poop on company time and walk away with a pampered butt thanks to my bidet. Feels fantastic and clean.
I think they mean when they’re in the office
Exactly. Unjustified RTO is basically a crime against humanity.
And our buttholes!
