Single Mother

One Corpse…

Sounds like you just got yourself at least one free child laborer

“Based landlords” hate this one weird trick!

god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days 🥺

One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip

I bet she didn’t even tip.

Look, I’m just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.

Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.

No, I’ve never heard of “price fixing”. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and it’s cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.

Should sue her estate for loss of income and emotional trauma.

Good news kids! Your mom killing herself in here wrecked the property value so I can lower your rent!

Hopefully she didn’t damage the ceiling fan with the rope.

Jesus