The only recent improvement of LI is the increasing number of parody accounts, calling these idiots outs:
Pandemic or not, there’s no excuse for 1-ply. Nicole Black’s laptop keyboard is infected with poofinger.
Wash your hands, dude!
Fold it over multiple times
So turn it into 2 or more ply to be usable? Why even have 1 ply if you use three times as much
Cause that was the only option at the time, and since you have it, why waste it.
Were you around in March of 2020?
So my ex actually was a really organized person.
She identified the space we store toilet paper could hold 4x as much.
She saw a sale, bought like 6 packs of the big rolls at BJs.
2 months later they start talking about some virus.
Anyways. I still have some of this toilet paper. I sent her a roll for Christmas last year as a joke.
The single sentence
Writing style
Is getting insane
I am dyslexic and it’s easier for me to type and proofread, especially when grouped by logical thoughts.
long hair don’t care.
That whole post was just a whole lot of text for no point being made
Lawyer/Legaltech Journalist
Yep, sounds about right. The only thing that would check out more would be if she wrote corporate seminar speeches.
This is why I cannot physically stay on LinkedIn for more than 5 minutes a time
I used the extra toilet paper I bought during the pandemic to TP her house.
I misread the title as “bury” toilet paper, and was excited to hear a new twist on COVID preppers
After the bombs drop I’ll make a mint off of TP detectors
Someone out there had written a post about how they wiped their ass with their bare hands becauze toilet paper was sold out and how it improved their look on business.
She omitted the part about how the anti-vax dummy movement has led to vanquished diseases like measles, whooping cough, diphtheria, and polio making comebacks!
Conspiracy, ignorance, and illiteracy are all major flexes!
And commercial real estate investors pulling every string possible to force workers back into the office just enough that everyone still needs to waste similar amounts of money on office space
Someone should let the CDC know the pandemic is officially over now that some LinkedIn rando used up the last of her failed attempt to scalp shitpaper.
